black-widow:

animaltryingtobeaman:

black-widow:

Right. What have you been up to?

“Travellin’. Drinkin’. Fightin’. Y’know… the usual.”

And you just up and decided to grace us all with your presence? 

“There ain’t a better reason for me showin’ up?”


black-widow:

animaltryingtobeaman:

black-widow:

Right. I guess it only made an impression on me because I was there. And almost eaten. Twice. 

“Sounds like a helluva weekend.”

Right. What have you been up to?

“Travellin’. Drinkin’. Fightin’. Y’know… the usual.”


black-widow:

animaltryingtobeaman:

“That counts that fifth I’ve heard of this week. Ain’t nothin’ special about it, darlin’.”

Right. I guess it only made an impression on me because I was there. And almost eaten. Twice. 

“Sounds like a helluva weekend.”


black-widow:

animaltryingtobeaman:

“Guess that means Fury owes me ten bucks. Fifteen if I call ‘im out on that heart attack.”

Wow, so we’re just bypassing the alien invasion thing altogether, huh? [Shrugs] Okay, then. 

“That counts that fifth I’ve heard of this week. Ain’t nothin’ special about it, darlin’.”


black-widow:

animaltryingtobeaman:

“Haven’t been around, red. What’ve I missed?”

I hope you know you’re pretty much the only one allowed to call me that. 

Two alien invasions and Fury had a heart attack but you didn’t hear that one from me.

“Guess that means Fury owes me ten bucks. Fifteen if I call ‘im out on that heart attack.”


black-widow:

animaltryingtobeaman replied to your post: I need a new assignment.  Like, yesterday.

“Sounds like y’need a drink too.”

Am I that easy to read these days?

Haven’t seen you around in a while. 

“Haven’t been around, red. What’ve I missed?”